Thursday, July 31, 2008

Help Yourself

Last night me and Gloria were at Safeway to get some groceries, picking up some breakfast and lunch for the rest of the week. We also wanted to pick up something to drink at Starbucks there, but they were closed. Who closes at 9PM? Anyways I pick up some strudels, and Gloria grabs a sandwich, all in all there weren't many things in the basket which is why we were in the 15 items or less line.

Gloria paid for the groceries and I walked to the end of the counter where the bags were. I had both bags in my hands lifted off the counter then the clerk, who clearly sees me, turns to Gloria and says:

"Would you like some help with the bags?"

No she won't need help with the bags, you saw me hold both bags you douchebag. What kind of snide comment is that? I'm standing right there. Did you make that comment to gloat in front of Gloria or do you have something against me? Next time I go to Safeway I'ma wear my wife beat, then we'll see who needs help.

Punk

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