Since the announcement of Linden's jersey retirement game on December 17th, I have been looking for tickets to the game to no avail. From checking online, it's clear that ticket holders are marking the prices up. Last checked tickets for the game in the lower bowl are going for $230ish per seat. I don't have this type of money and so I'll have to find some other ways to get tickets.
The memory of Linden standing centre ice as his jersey is raised to the rafters, ensuring that no one else will ever wear the famed 16, will forever stay with me. Watching it any other way other then live would be a travesty.
And so here are the top five things I would do for tickets to the December 17th Linden Jersey Retirement game against the Oilers, if you have tickets pay attention:
5) I will hold up a sign with whatever you choose to write on it (no vulgar/inappropriate language).
4) I would give you a hot oil massage (no happy ending).
3) I would walk around GM Place in only my underwear.
2) I would shave my eyebrows off.
1) I would dial to a number of your choosing on a street pay phone using only my tongue.
I'm begging for tickets here, someone answer my begging!
1 comment:
You are desperate for tickets aren't you?
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