Monday, November 10, 2008

Bwarararrrr!!!

Yesterday I talked to a lady who's name was Mrs. Wookey.

Honestly do I need to write anything else in this post? How awesome is it if your last name is Wookey? Sure it's misspelled (Wookie) but having your last name be Wookey is just plain cool. I had to bite my lip to refrain from acting stupid, there's so much I could've said...

1) Bwarararrrr!!!
2) Where's Han?
3) Shaved recently?
4) You looked better in the movies.
5) You cleaned up a lot better then Peter Mayhew
6) How come in Episode III you help Yoda escape Kashyyyk, but in Episode VI you seem to have no recollection of Yoda.
7) How come in Episode IV Han and Luke both get a medal at the ceremony where as you have to play second fiddle, even though you helped as much as anyone in destroying the Death Star?
8) If you have a Wookie life debt to Han which is why you owe him your life, what happens if someone else saves your life? Do you owe two life debts? Would you have to leave Han if the second life debt requests you to do so?

I'm still waiting for the day when I meet a Skywalker, I wouldn't let them out of my sight. I'd pretty much talk their ear off, and then take pictures of said fallen ear.

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