Hungry Hungry Wellwood

Stick to your salad diet Wellwood, no matter how good that pasta looks. It's the playoffs!

Bluuuuuuuing the Anthem

During the Canadian anthem last night, the Blues fans were booing. Then the US anthem came on and I was hearing Bluuuuuuues. Were they Booooooing, or Bluuuuuing during our anthem? If they were booing our National anthem then this is classless, almost as classless as blogging to rub in a win.

I pity your classlessness St. Louis, pity.

Here's the whole bench laughing at you:

Odds Of

Vancouver is up 3-0, Calgary is down 0-2, Minnesota, Edmonton, and Colorado are all shaking up their upper management. It's a good time to be a Canucks fan.

In NHL, NBA, and MLB history, there have been 272 playoff series where a team was down 0-3, and only 3 of those teams have ever come back to win. That's a 1.10294% chance of winning!

The Blues would have to play the scenario out 100 times to be able to come back once!

Here's a list of things that the St. Louis Blues have a better shot at then to come back being 3 games down:

2% chance of living to 100. Then they can suffer 100 years of futility.
3% chance of having twins. Then maybe you can double your chances of being robbed by Luongo.
7-10% chance of being left handed. Try switching hands then maybe you wouldn't take so many penalties.
2.63% chance of picking the right number in Roulette. Sell the whole team and just bet on 4, cause you ain't winning 4 straight.

War of Attrition

I've ben battling a nasty cold all day that's robbed me of my voice. I've had, two cups of coffee, three cups of orange juice, and around ten cups of water. Then it hits me. What does phlegm consist of? Green vile disgusting bacteria, and water. In a war of attrition, I've been feeding the enemy the whole day!

Well this stops here and now. Try to replicate your vile disgusting existence when I starve you of food and water. Out last me now!

16 Wins to Lord Stanley's Cup

Sixteen wins is all it takes to win Lord Stanley's Cup, yet greats have come and gone without ever hoisting it. Two months to win sixteen games, and with the Canucks once again in their rightful place at the top of the North West division, everyone's jumping on the bandwagon. It's in the air, it's in the news, it's everywhere you look. It's the Playoffs.

Worse Feeling

Worse feeling in life, is the feeling of hopelessness. Being unable to change the inevitable.

Roll Up

Rolling up the rim on a Tim Horton's cup is damn near impossible with fingers alone. It's not like the commercials where the actors roll up the rim effortlessly with their thumbs. I've resulted to using my teeth to mangle the rim enough so that it can be lifted.

I knaw away at the left side, then do the same on the right side, all the while trying to determine if that's enough room too see the hidden words underneath. Residual coffee is dripping off the side of the cup as I'm fumbling around with the stupid rim, it's not a pretty sight.

I get the right side partially up, it's got the copyright symbol on it, I jimmy it up a little more and see that it's in French "...Reessayez"

I took four years of French in highschool, I don't remember ever seeing reessayez, hopefully it's French for "Winner!"

I kind of get the left side up "Please..." Please what? Please win again?! Lifting up a little more I see: "Please Play Ag..." It's about this time that I throw the cup in the garbage can. I've figured out what reessayez is, it's French for sucker.

Look Who's Back?

Back on the bandwagon everyone!



Finding a plain unmarked map of Vancouver is harder then you think.