Roll Up

Rolling up the rim on a Tim Horton's cup is damn near impossible with fingers alone. It's not like the commercials where the actors roll up the rim effortlessly with their thumbs. I've resulted to using my teeth to mangle the rim enough so that it can be lifted.

I knaw away at the left side, then do the same on the right side, all the while trying to determine if that's enough room too see the hidden words underneath. Residual coffee is dripping off the side of the cup as I'm fumbling around with the stupid rim, it's not a pretty sight.

I get the right side partially up, it's got the copyright symbol on it, I jimmy it up a little more and see that it's in French "...Reessayez"

I took four years of French in highschool, I don't remember ever seeing reessayez, hopefully it's French for "Winner!"

I kind of get the left side up "Please..." Please what? Please win again?! Lifting up a little more I see: "Please Play Ag..." It's about this time that I throw the cup in the garbage can. I've figured out what reessayez is, it's French for sucker.