Parking Options

Yesterday was the second last Mandarin class that I was taking. I arrived a little early and went to pay for a parking stub. A lady in front of me was having problems getting the machine to read her credit card. After she tried to no avail I spotted her some change, paid for my own parking stub and we were both on our way. At this point I was feeling pretty good, thinking that my random act of kindness would bring good karma. But little did I know...

After class I got back to my car at half past nine. I got into my car when I noticed a flimsy white paper below my windshield wipers. I instantly knew that it was a parking ticket but my jaw still hit the ground. How is this possible I paid for my parking spot, I put the receipt clearly on my dashboard, I even paid for someone else's parking stub. I grabbed the parking ticket and pretty much cussed everything around me.

By now I was ready to tear someone a new exit hole. I was going through the ticket up and down looking for a name and a phone number. That's when I noticed:
Vehicle Make: GMC
I did have quite a bit to drink the night before from my birthday but I'm pretty sure I wasn't driving a GMC.

After a good long look I figured out that the ticket wasn't mine, the information and car description had nothing to do with me. The ticket belongs to some commercial vehicle (based on the 4 number, 2 letter license plate).

Relief instantly flushed through my body. Karma didn't slap me in the face.

Wait. Hold on. This driver got a parking ticket, and pretty much refusing to pay, instead of throwing it away they put it on my car? Is this meant to be a practical joke? Maybe. But the more logical reason, would be that the driver after refusing to pay decides to put it on my car hoping that I would pay it off without noticing that it wasn't for me.

Now this pisses me off. I pay my dues, paying the $2.50 for my parking ticket, and just because this douchebag is too cheap to fork out $2.50 for a parking ticket they try to get someone else to pay for their mistakes? This is a horrible excuse for a human being.

So here are my options:
A) Do nothing, let it go, impark (the parking company) will go after the driver with their collections agency. Maybe put a lien on their credit bureau.
B) Use the license plate to locate the guy and put the ticket back on the car. This would actually be pretty funny.
C) Use the license plate to locate the person, and if it is a commercial vehicle, tell their superior of their actions.
D) Call impark, pretend to be the driver and tell impark to go f*ck themselves and that they'll never get the money. And if they ever try to get the money I'll come punch their teeth out and burn their whole damn building down.

Hmmmm...

D is tempting, very tempting. But I'm not that kind of person. Sadly, I'll probably go with A, however unsatisfying it may be. Hopefully impark goes after the driver, if not for them, at least on my behalf. We need karma to back hand slap this person in the face.