Stiff as a board

I woke up today with a stiff neck. I don't mind the pain, I like to think that I have a decent tolerance for pain, what I do mind though is the stiffness. This lack of mobility is getting to me. It's not so bad since I'm in an office environment, but driving is such a pain. The whole drive down to the office this morning I was worried. Too stiff to shoulder check I tried to stay in one lane, and when I did have to shoulder check it was a full body commitment.

I arrived at the office this morning and tried to Google some solutions to my rigidity problem, and the solutions were: massage it, and put ice packs and heat packs on the neck. So here I am sitting in my chair rubbing my neck and it's not doing anything. Is there no quick fix?

If anyone can find a kick fix for a stiff neck they will be an instant millionaire. People would have to buy it in advance, sort of a 'in case of emergency' thing. The amount of sales would go through the roof. Someone needs to get on this ASAP.

I was going to make a picture of a spray can with the words "Stiff No More" on it, but, I'm too stiff. Kind of ironic.