2AM, and this is no fun. I started thinking about what I'm going to do to this guy when he shows up. First off I'm going to club him in the face with these metal rods. Then I'm going to rear naked choke him, cause I've always wanted to rear naked choke someone. I'm going to kimura both his arms until he taps. Then I'm going to figure four leg lock this son of a bitch, and repeatedly "Wooooooo" in his face. And to finish it off I'm going to pull out a q-tip from my pocket and jam it in his ear.
That's a little harsh, kind of overkill. No one deserves to be put in a figure four leg lock. Even if he is going around trying to rob good honest people. By good I mean good intentions when I say I'm going to rear naked choke him. And by honest I mean I'm honestly going to club him in the face.
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