So here I am sitting in front of my living room window, staking out waiting for this low life to show up again. I just got back from hockey, so I'm not really tired physically, but mentally, there's not much to do.
I've heard that the best time to rob someone is at 4AM, because that's the time most people are in deep sleep. Right now it's 1AM...
Amanda's provided me with two metal rods as weapons. On my way home from hockey, I usually lay my gear out in the garage, but I saw a skunk on my way there so I just put my gear in the house. I wonder how freaked out this guy will be if I go out there in full gear?
Staking out alone sucks, I'm lacking doughnuts, drinks, and a stake out partner. If I had a stakeout partner, now would be the time when I'd ask him, would you rather sleep with an obese girl or a really hot tranny. I'm gonna be dead tired tomorrow. This would work a lot better if I twittered rather then blogged.
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